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I want to punch his smug little face. He, his family and everyone he knows have never done anything great and will never do anything great. They are the definition of mediocre.

I hope their bus crashes on the way home. Yes, I mean that. There is no fucking way these kids are going to grow up and be open-minded, caring, loving adults. They’re just going to stay virulent racists, and they look like they already come from privilege, so they’ll be rich and powerful racists. So we may as well

Ugh, white people are the worst...

Speaking only for myself, it’s the downplaying of their success/abilities that bugs me. I get that you shouldn’t brag about yourself too much, and I get that there is some point to building an “us against the world” mentality. But those two things combined come off extremely hollow. It’s not just Brady that does this,

A Baker cannot succeed without Kitchens

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know. Does a man ever truly know what he’s capable of until he finds himself in the dead of night, crawling under his neighbors car, trying furiously to pop the hood, just so he can steal a car battery to power his electrical riding mower JUST long enough so he can give his

Is it too early to do a “Meh Car Monday”?

Does the transmission come with a Maximum Overdrive?

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

Nailed it Torch! Driving with my wife the other day, she spots one of these and says “hey, what car is that?”

And, it’s worth noting that advocating for violence to be done as an act of vengeance against an individual who has perpetrated a horrific crime—no matter what color they are—is not “racist.”

It’s advocating for the fucking monster to be put down like the goddamned dog they are.

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

Stupid then, stupid now.

Here’s an enigma of a riddle: Jacksonville and Tennessee are playing on Thursday Night Football and yet Football Hell is somewhere else; how is that possible?

I live in the Boston area. How fucking ruined a whole generation of people like 25 and under down to 8 year olds are going to be., In a few years Hoodie and Hooch (he’s a fancy football dog!) are going to retire and this team is going to be a pile of SHIT for a long time and all these people who have become bored with

Haha, I read your post and thought “why do I need to start saving my penis? What is this truck going to do to it?” Sometimes I no read so good.

GM has regularly had good ideas. But have always screwed those ideas by what I call “The General Morons (GM) Thought Process.”

Porsche 911 Design Team: