Didn’t want to register his cars because of privacy concerns but I get force-prompted 15 times to log into icloud every time I get a new iphone.

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Let’s see...

This is why I enjoyed my time with a Chevy Spark for a 4 day, 700 mile business trip. It was so bad that it was good. I even managed to pass someone on a 2 lane road (granted we were going downhill) and it smoked the tires at every traffic light.

Dear Friend,

I hear you man...but for those people who don’t like confrontation writing an email makes things much easier. All I’m saying is don’t settle if you don’t have to.

I sell cars.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

Former car salescritter here, eventually became an F&I guy, sales manager, and GSM. What follows should be considered well-informed opinion...

Comet is also airing a Godzilla double feature every Saturday (and the films then go on regular rotation elsewhere on the schedule) and airs two episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 every Sunday night.

Because Grit airs about 12 hours of Chuck Norris a day.

It’s on NFL Network. Pretty easy to ignore.

CP for the stupid bumper sticker. Seriously people, stop putting bumper stickers on your car! (especially anti-Obama ones...)

Texans To-Do List:

NP. Pull the engine & transaxle and sell those. Find some 200+ hp transverse lump and fit it into place. Slap the body panels back on. Daily drive it until it goes up in flames. What could possibly go wrong.

All I can think about is what other great cars you could get for $27,500, all of which are better than this. CP.

Insurance? Yeah, you’ll have to someone like Vern Fonk.

Buying this would be the worst decision in the long sad history of bad decisions

Between Trump winning and the Falcons losing this game that way, that’s when I knew evil was in charge.

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…