I hope Matt Ryan is forced to do a commercial where he talks about what a goddamn loser he is every offseason until he dies from severe rectal trauma. I hope they find a way to go 0-17. I will never forgive them for giving that game away. I AM FIRED THE FUCK UP FOR THIS.

Let’s put it this way. The 2016 election was fucking devastating, yes? That feeling of utter horror and despair cascading through every nook and cranny of your body as you realized with dread pulsing through every drop of your blood that, oh my god, holy hell, oh my jesus h christ motherfucking shit, there aren’t…

It still makes me want to punch something. If clemson had not of won a few weeks before I’d probably still be curled up on a corner some place.

Devars/DeBarge/Tim Irish is his name.

Do you really have to ask?

all 32 NFL teams dont want to anger racists who love it when unarmed black men are shot. that’s where we are now.

Hello clipboard, my old friend

Brown #2s: A History of Cleveland Quarterbacks (a children’s book)

BREAKING: Adam Schefter is reporting that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed Osweiler to a 5-year contract to be their Kicker.

Honestly, I kinda gotta give the guy some respect. Motherfucker got paid when it turns out he wasn’t even good enough for the Cleveland goddamn Browns.

I agree with Daniel’s opening letter. Drew, your WYTS has replaced the Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue (for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year) as the surest sign that football season is near. Please never pull any fucking punches even if a city is half underwater. I for one need…

On a related note:

I think it was the result of someone at GM deciding people weren’t buying minivans but they were buying trucks. So rather than build a decent minivan lets make the turd we’ve got look more like a truck and give it a name that sounds like every other SUV/Crossover out there.

Why? So the Jalopnik mob can bitch about the car...

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Nah. That’s butthole son.

HD attracts a lot of people that modify or replace their exhaust to make noise. A HD isn’t usually that loud from factory. It is a cultural thing, not an engineering issue.

That new Rebel 500 seems to be the business.

Don’t shit on Hyundais, the current Elantra is much better than the CLA.

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