I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

There’s thousands of newish VW diesels about to be in the possession of a corporation that could use a tax write-off right about now.

They’re going to be crushed, wastefully, instead of ending up in the developed world.

Roughly 72 percent of Trump supporters say that life was better in the 1950s.

Counterpoint : if you don’t read the comics, avoided the chatter and conjecture all summer and just watched the show last night, like I did, it was totally worth it.

Bondo, James Bondo.

DeMuro/Tavarish Edition

Soon.

the image of a Range Rover quickly grew larger in my rearview

Well the good news is, after Brexit, the years you lost over there aren’t worth as much in the US.

And how the fuck can you wear a red and black lumberjack without the hat to match?

“You have to come outta there. America needs you!”

That eagle would represent the USA a bit more accurately if had been run over and on life-support.

Payback for that bullshit diet-version E36 M3 we got.

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

From my experience in the car business turn over is high for several reasons:

Reminds me of something my mom did a few weeks ago. She got a scam call from some guy saying he was with Microsoft and he detected a virus on her computer. (First clue it was a scam? They have an iMac. Why would Microsoft be calling?)

“And despite surviving a flood...”

What YOU paid is irrelevant.
If a business gives you a quote, and a timeframe and strikes out on both...how does that make Tolbert the dick?

Seems like you’re acting like my old man. Anyone who makes more money than you is always wrong, no matter what.

1st: One of the benefits of the premium store experience offered by BMW/Mini or Audi/Porsche is they typically only have premium brands on site. The whole experience is homogeneous.

This fits in so well with my life as a Bills fan: Fitz looks all-pro against the Bills, then looks like this the next week. Meanwhile in Buffalo, they somehow manage to make Carson Palmer look like, well, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Right when I think I’m out, they pull me back in and slam me through a folding table.