I had a five-month work project which required me to travel to Indianapolis several times, for 4-5 days at a time. When I first got to this 14th-largest city in the USA, I asked around at the office where the good local places are for food and drink. The responses ranged from a “dunno” shrug to a…

From now on, whenever the Falcons are eliminated from the playoff race, the top of Mercedes-Benz Stadium should open up and push out a 1000 brown balloons.

You guys are such critic dick-ryding homos man. You got people saying “I’ll never see this move but how was the joker?” Are you fucking serious? Make up your own mind and give it your own rating. What does your mommy still pick out what you wear everyday?

I’m a Property Damage Appraiser & do mostly collision inspections for out of state insurance companies. I cover about 1/3 of the state of Idaho.

You know, NYC can get bent for unleashing Rudy “9/11" Giuliani on the world, and for their general arrogance, and for being such an overwhelming media market that the entire country has to sit through far too many primetime games featuring teams from that shitstorm that yearns for mediocrity called the NFC East, but…

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Ah yes, all those all those midengine exotic buying 20 somethings. Such a massive market cannot be ignored.

Write for Jalopnik, please please please.

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

She’s a good bike, loves her rider
Loves wheelies and stopies too
She’s a good bike, crazy ‘bout track days
Loves apex’s and her rider too

It’s a long day livin’ in track garages
There’s a race track runnin’ through the yard
And I’m a bad rider, ‘cause I don’t even miss her
I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her forks

And I’m free,…

Glad to see they’re undeterred. That guy’s pants, though — full of deterred.

Who got Ron White’s mother to give that interview?!

Those assholes don’t have a mother. They shot out of Buddy’s nutsack that way. Fully grown.

Jacksonville is the worst city in Florida for one main reason: Its in “The South”.

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The original G35 Coupe remains the best looking and most balanced car from Infiniti. Watching them release new models is like watching a slow-motion train wreck. What a shame.

At one point, I knew exactly what a G, M, or Q-ship was meant to entail. Just as with Caddy we know what A, C, S, X mean. Just as with Mercedes A, B, C, E, S hold meaning. Now, I not only don’t know which Infiniti is which, I simply don’t care.

Do you mean you couldn’t care less what anybody thinks? If you meant to say that you “can really care less”, then why not do that?

We live in a world where people get voice mails from “the IRS,” from a phone number in rural Michigan, saying “The IRS is filing a lawsuit against you unless you call us back and follow our instructions by going to Walmart and buying $1,000 in Amazon gift cards, and reading us the numbers over the phone, because…

For the love of god please don’t spend almost six fucking grand taking your kids to an overpriced shit show. For that money you can take them abroad or to basically any country in the world. There are so many better things to do. Sure, kids love Frozen. But kids also love the Eiffel tower or swimming with dolphins in…