I’m waiting for your apology in a year when you get hooked on meth and give handies through the side window of your PT.

It was honestly a good car when it came out in 2001. It was stylish, decent bargain, reasonably equipped, and fairly fuel efficient.

Yup, keep laughing. 30 years ago people laughed at the mere mention of Hyundai, and couldn’t even fathom a luxury Hyundai. No one laughs anymore at their quality, engineering, sales figures or ability to make good luxury cars. Not too long ago many would laugh at the mention of Cadillac VS BMW...No one laughs…

Yeah. Those tools he broke are made of Chinesium and he probably used a cheater bar, applying double or triple the torque that the "tool" is "rated" for.

From what I can see in the pictures (second picture, he says the first was after assembly)... he didn’t completely undo the stake in the stake nut. I can see witness marks where it looks like he tried and he claims he did, but it doesn’t look to me like it’s completely clear of the threads.

I hope when that kid grows up, he finds Gilbert Arenas and beats the shit out of him.

Cars and homes too. I can’t believe the number of real estate agents that are total garbage at taking photos of homes. Dark rooms, light washed out photos, random walls that make no sense, pictures of bathroom mirrors that are dirty. They probably wonder why they have difficulty getting people to respond to their…

1. And have everyone in front of me slow down to exactly the speed limit? No thanks
2. Goddamn it people, if you’re going to try to sell your car, get it in sellable condition before you take pictures! How hard is this concept? Even if you don’t have time/money/desire to do a full detail with q-tips in the cigarette…

Every single one of you who says they wouldn’t take any of these for free is either a liar or a massive sack of douche with a giant ego problem. A free car is a free car, and I can think of an entertaining use for every single car on this list.

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

Beepi is garbage, their prices are not really better than dealers in my area and the site sucks. You can’t filter by brand, how stupid is that? Also the MPG and HP sliders have stupid settings, Golf Cart or Tank HP? Hummer or Hyperlood MPG? Fuck those guys, they suck at setting up a car buying site people actually…

I’m in the Navy but I’d never put a plate (or sticker, magnet, etc.) on my car that identifies my affiliation with the military for the same reason I don’t put anything on my car that affiliates me with political parties, companies, sports teams, etc. - besides being tacky (IMHO), there are just too many nut jobs and…

HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

I assume the aliens will get stuck in traffic on 285 until they return home in frustration.

The Honda CR-Z: The official car of “There! Happy now?”

“Cobb County homeowners will not see their taxes go up one penny”

I work for a cruise line. You would be shocked at the way ships are built now, although ours are older and smaller and built more traditionally in the 80s and 90s, today cabins especially are selected from a catalogue and customized with soft goods. The architect’s job is less about open-ended design and more about…

If you walk straight out that door and take a hard left, you’ll get back to Gawker.