I hope when that kid grows up, he finds Gilbert Arenas and beats the shit out of him.

Cars and homes too. I can’t believe the number of real estate agents that are total garbage at taking photos of homes. Dark rooms, light washed out photos, random walls that make no sense, pictures of bathroom mirrors that are dirty. They probably wonder why they have difficulty getting people to respond to their…

1. And have everyone in front of me slow down to exactly the speed limit? No thanks
2. Goddamn it people, if you’re going to try to sell your car, get it in sellable condition before you take pictures! How hard is this concept? Even if you don’t have time/money/desire to do a full detail with q-tips in the cigarette…

Every single one of you who says they wouldn’t take any of these for free is either a liar or a massive sack of douche with a giant ego problem. A free car is a free car, and I can think of an entertaining use for every single car on this list.

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

Beepi is garbage, their prices are not really better than dealers in my area and the site sucks. You can’t filter by brand, how stupid is that? Also the MPG and HP sliders have stupid settings, Golf Cart or Tank HP? Hummer or Hyperlood MPG? Fuck those guys, they suck at setting up a car buying site people actually…

I’m in the Navy but I’d never put a plate (or sticker, magnet, etc.) on my car that identifies my affiliation with the military for the same reason I don’t put anything on my car that affiliates me with political parties, companies, sports teams, etc. - besides being tacky (IMHO), there are just too many nut jobs and…

HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

The Honda CR-Z: The official car of “There! Happy now?”

“Cobb County homeowners will not see their taxes go up one penny”

Tavarish, can I have 2 if they are within budget?

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

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Thanks to the historical documentary “Smokey & the Bandit” I grew up believing the greatest performance car possible was the Pontiac Trans-Am.

If I owned a body shop, I’d sponsor a local cars and cofee.

If you walk straight out that door and take a hard left, you’ll get back to Gawker.

Never really a good idea, sometimes just the only option. As in WWII, which was unavoidable and had to be done. WWI, however, was a terrible, terrible idea all around and just should not have happened at all, and if it didn't, then WWII probably wouldn't have happened either.