Its, not “it’s”.

Tough shit. Suck it up, Stinktown!

I’m gonna be honest here. I’ve been doing this since 198fuckin’2. The Cubs, much as I like ‘em, will never, ever even get to the Series, much less win it. It’s the weight of history. The 100 year drought, the “curse”, the black cat, the Back to the Future shit, the Bartman Ball, the whole fuckin’ megillah. It’ll…

LOL METS now motherfucker. Say LOL METS one more time and see what happens.. I dare you I triple dog dare you.

The Cubs played horrendous baseball this entire series. As a Mets fan, it was far from as satisfying as it should have been. I spent the day fearing all the voodoo, all the Back To The Future shit, figured if the Cubs won tonight, this shit could go sideways real quick. Instead....this. What gives?

You’re right...it’d only be fair, cubs fans were nothing but graceful after their wins in the wild card game and NLDS, so we really should try to—PPPFFFFFFT BAHAHAHAHA oh man, sorry, couldn’t finish that one with a straight face