I support the 328d xDrive suggestion, and top it with this 328d Wagon for $27,900.

That’s the stupidest goddamn thing I’ve read on Jalopnik.

NA V8 FTW

It’s not my fault they decided to ridiculously over-engineer a simple sliding door.

My neighbors Dodge Caravan had doors like that 20 years ago. Sure, they slid backwards instead of forward, but a sliding door is a sliding door.

Finally?

Still one instance of it.

Ok, smart guy (or gal), how thick would it have to be to hold a tank full of water bug enough to hold a couple of whales?

The downside is that after you’re done punching him you still have a Jeep Liberty.

Just because my 914 cant do wheelies like your Charger.

Unpopular Opinion time: I really don’t like how the 914 looks. There’s something distinctly kitcar’ish about them. 916 wasn’t much better.

fml.

I had a huge freak out about this too - as I have those same jumpseats and often babysit my friends’ kids (I’m a large black man, the kids are white).

Its not a Ferrari.

I always get a little bit bummed when I think that my entire truck was built in less time then it took me to change the alternator.

Tyler quit you moron.

Jalopnik was an excellent site before being gobbled up by the Gawker cunts. It’s barely hung on over the last few years, and will hopefully be sold off during the bankruptcy restructuring to someone who does away with the shit advertising.

I find much Kinja/Gawker content very annoying, but its ongoing support of Roadkill is happily appreciated.

FUN.