Launch Title: The Launchest Title.

Crash mode - Urinal Edition. I can’t wait

The NHL said that fans could vote on whoever they wanted, and then responded “LOL, NO, FUCK THAT GUY.” when they got a result they didn’t like.

Don’t change the rules mid-stream without a good cause.

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

Breaking Norton is a value-add.

The lack of any Mario Golf/Tennis/Baseball/Strikers games is blatant and unforgivable.

NFL Blitz, NHL ‘94, NBA Jam.

I can’t believe people actually thought the Ouya was going to be anything but a total failure. I got called some really hateful shit for pointing it out back in the day, too.

That’s ridiculous.I’m tired of being called “ xxXpUsSySLAYER420Xxx”

... reading Penthouse Letters. I plug up one hole in the dyke, another one busts open.

I’m still an old school MP3 guy for most of my music, but I still use the free tier of most of these services. The free tiers are all quite limited, but each service carves its own niche in my life. Spotify is great for trying out new bands before I buy, Google Play is great for listening to my own music when I can’t…

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Dear NBC Executives:

What time is it?

That leads me to a fun question: Why would I buy this game with a new peripheral when I can play most of the songs I’d be interested in on RB already (or play on RB4)?

My neighbors already do, because I’ve been playing all 3 of those songs on Rock Band for ~5 years now.

You question Fall Out Boy, a band (quality be damned) with actual guitars, over Skrillex?