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woah, Riff Raff totally is Venice Beach condensed into one person...

Paris Hilton is a modern day-Marilyn Monroe

Noooo! Did you go see Captain America this weekend? I think that helicopter scene might have impregnated us all!

All these people who read the adult Dylan’s descriptions of the grooming and abuse and still think Mia made the whole thing up need to explain that. I would just love to hear how that’s normal and fine.

ummm...i’m gonna beg to differ. yeah, cosby raped many more women...so the volume of his crimes is, sure, yeah, greater. but woody allen is a fucking predator and who knows what damages he’s caused that we don’t know about.

“forcing her to suck his thumb”

i love ronan and dylan and the stand they are taking. brave and important

ugh so disappointed in my girl blake.

The Saperstein Twins and Craig are the characters I quote the most

iZombie is great! Although I’d much rather date Ravi than Major (Lilywhite, tee hee) so Glee can have him.

Riiiiiiiiight? Mmm. Less Major, MORE RAVIIIII.

I know who he is sadly...he was on One Tree Hill right before I stopped watching. He played like a local sports agent. The CW/WB definitely has a type, and between this and Speedman, is one of them. I would even argue younger Jensen Ackeles (when Supernatural began 20 years ago) isn’t such a different a look either.

OK, folks, does Johnny Depp ever check into rehab and get his shit together, or is he a somewhat high-functioning alcoholic for the foreseeable future (or until he becomes a low-functioning one)?

Major is my least favorite character on iZombie. Lea Michele’s taste remains suspect.

Those poor, poor deer.

They will do anything to save their pussy!

Yeah, how is this even a tough question. PLUS, anyone with a passing familiarity with K&P know that much of their humor is based on their being multi racial and all the stuff that comes with that. This is a shitty fucking “article” that blatantly rips off the review of Guy Fieri’s Times Square resturant from a few

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

The joke is supposed to be at the expense of action movies where the heroes are on a quest to save the damsel in distress. This movie is making fun of that by putting a cat in the damsel role and turning the hyper-masculine heroes into cat daddies.

Ariel’s mom sounds like such a monster. I’m very glad she had her older sister there to offer some protection.