I can imagine Mel Brooks making this purchase. Then maybe filming him, Flat Stanley like in a multiple of locations. Selling photos of those and donating the proceeds to the Holocaust Museums. Or the Weisel Center.

I just posted the same. It was really encouraged at the hospital when I had a kid.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

Victoria Beckham looks like a cat getting ready to lick its butthole

Dem legs!

My sister was obsessed with Passions. I would watch it with her every so often, and you’re right, you can’t tell if they’re being earnest or intentionally campy. Lol Timmy and Tabitha were our favorites.

I met him once. He was really nice IRL and I’m sad that he died. :-(

I believe people like her think pregnancy is not dangerous at all and that giving a baby up for adoption is never difficult or traumatic. And that God will provide, so why should they have to?

Remember that weird as fuck Sharidan/Princess Di story line? What even?

I loved passions too!!! TIMMY AND TABITHA FOR LIFE.

Nah, I am waiting for the ultimate dig. If she’s pregnant with a boy, she names the young heir Robert Kardashian III. After the child’s father, and of course, his grandfather. I think Kris, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe would implode. Their precious father’s name given to this child born from Blac Chyna?! But rightfully…

I didn’t realize Calabasas had hollers.

I can’t help but think this is all OJ’s fault. I don’t know how, but I’m going to pin it on him anyway.

Poor Arsenio. He gave me so much life as the royal consort of Zamunda. Now I hear he can’t even get a late night gig on TV. Sighs. Enjoy the gifs below.

Taylor Swift. I am not fond of your music, let’s be clear.

Madonna

Seriously! Have you been to Cuba Madeline? Lived there? Know any Cubans? You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, and as an actual Cuban the only thing that offends me about this photo is the lighting

Kept Cubans in misery? How many Cubans do you know? Do you think all cubans have that opinion of Castro? How much do you think the US embargo against Cuba had to do with misery? How much of that was really castro’s fault, and how much was the fault of the US who funded supervised an invasion of cuba? How much do you…

it was chilling how much she looked like Joan. and the control she had over her facial expressions, to the slightest raise of an eyebrow. just wow. but she proved with her performance that there is such a thing as being too good. she’d given herself over so completely to the character that it was like actually…

“The film version of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is water-downed, heteronormified snoozefest.”