It's a common Navajo name.

It’s surprising actually how many low-key sexists are actually EXTREMELY in the “never hit a woman” category. I think it may go hand in hand with their other outdated gendered views, but whatever, I’ll take a positive where I can.

It is a very common name. Like Smith. the phone book (back when those things were useful) is page after page of Begay.

That was amazing. He’s claimed repeatedly that his relationship with Soon-Yi couldn’t be abuse because he ignored her completely when she “just” one of Mia Farrow’s kids, going so far as to say he had never so much as had a conversation with her before they became romantically involved.

Begay/Begaye is a pretty common name in the area.

That part creeped me out too. He didn’t actually adopt her, he was dating her adoptive mother and had a relationship with her while she was still a teen. All of this is gross enough on it’s own without Allen making it sound worse.

“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

Forever my #1 fashion idol.

“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

“That the shade being thrown in this picture actually gives me life”

“Friends with Bey” doesn’t necessarily mean her sister won’t pull some passive aggressive shade on you when you act a fool in public. ;)

She’s honestly trying so hard to be come a pop diva like beyonce, lady gaga, etc. but she’s more like that girl who loved ponies in high school in didn’t understand why no one else had there own pony and ranches.

Gary Fisher is who I want to be when I grow up.

ITS SO AWFUL WHY ISNT EVERYONE TELLING HER HOW AWFUL IT IS??

Platinum is not working for Taylor Swift.

I can’t wait for the day when people will look askance at you when you mention Traylor Swift.

lamentable codpiece

are we still pretending that we didnt all already know that he would not stay dead

The idea of all of those celebrities milling around the shitty MET bathrooms makes me chuckle. Also it’s now possible that I’ve peed on the same toilet as some of them, which I assume I can brag about?