Hahahaha I just googled Ryan Harrison and you are SPOT ON. All I can think is that episode of 30 Rock where Jack talks about the importance of having a “sex idiot” in one’s dating rotation. His girlfriend’s sex idiot was Ryan Lochte so. Case. Clooooosed.

Oh, Johnny. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny...go to bed. It’s late. You’ve had enough.

God that show was brilliant. I just watched the clip with the serpent demon. What the actual fuck was going on with that show? You’re right that you just can’t tell if it’s being earnest or not. Either way, glory hallelujah that it exists.

YESSSS THEY WERE MY FAVORITES! I was so sad when Timmy died IRL.

I think that was Bo and Hope? Marlena was the devil for a little bit—what fun that was!

It’s possible that they’re related but like a couple other people (and me) have said, Begay is like being a Smith.

Begay is like Smith or Jones for Navajo. Same goes for Yazzie. HUGE family name.

Those are really good choices, imo. :)

I wasn’t really casting for diversity. I just really like Aziz’s reaction faces and I feel like they’d get a lot of work in a movie like this, haha. We can cast you as Peele :) OH! Should Chelsea Peretti play your wife??? They did just get married and can obviously play incredibly-in-love.

I suggest Neeson, Colin Firth, or Liam Cunnhingham! I am also available to write this movie. Because I’m seeing romcom over romantic drama, Aziz Ansari and Ilana Glazer can play you and your wife! Serious handsome British actor + 2 adorable American comedians = I can be paid via PayPal if necessary.

That’s what I thought! She had her meltdown on Twitter literally asking for help, she went quiet, then those “open letter” things and I’d thought she’d gone quiet (and hopefully gotten help).

This is more Ted Cruz’s vibe in animation form. The opposite of sexy.

Maybe now on the albums but that kid had perfect pitch when he was singing into a toothbrush in a trailer in front of a Stone Cold Steve Austin poster. He’ll always have perfect pitch, even if we can’t hear it.

Hahahahaha I’ll admit he has perfect pitch but he’s not my type. I like my men to vaguely resemble Tormund Giantsbane. I am not Biebs’ target demographic.

You just made my fucking night with the Ratigan reference.

Agreed. I’m surprised that she continues to do these things so publicly on social media, though. She’d seemed to be doing better since her meltdown on Twitter a few years ago.

Sorry if I was unclear. She accused Arsenio of feeding Prince drugs for years (and calls him Prince and Eddie Murphy’s bitch) and she separately accuses him of dosing her. She also accuses Prince of physical violence against her. But it looks like she deleted the FB post...

Hold up I just spent like an inordinate amount of time trying to nail down the timeline of his kids/their mothers’ ages. Can you please elaborate? I can’t find anything specific.