Sad!

Justin Bieber’s parents make me sad. Kid really never stood a chance. Every time I hear that song “Love Yourself” with that line about his mom not liking the girl I’m like “fucking GOOD. Your mom is a racist exploitative garbage person and if she doesn’t like me I am DOING SOMETHING RIGHT GODDAMMIT”

Omg did her dad look like Liam Neeson because I am picturing Liam Neeson. I’m a fatherless child myself but I adopted Danny Trejo and Jerry Orbach as my TV dads.

Madeleeeeeeeeine! I need your seasoned commentary on Sinead O’Connor going off on FB about how Arsenio Hall gave Prince drugs and how she’s reported him to the cops and accuses him of dosing her in that past!

I like *some* of their summery dresses too. Never their pants though! Their jeans always gave me that weird butt gap thing and they were never long enough (Yes, I was incredibly awkward into my early 20s, why do you ask?).

I don’t think so. Khary Penebaker is biracial and his kids are just light skinned. The boy in the ad very well could be biracial, too. Everyone is different.

Can’t go wrong with their flip flops, though!

No, he’s white. They actually don’t call the boy Sebastion—how pedestrian. They call him Trey, because he’s Sebastian Waspington Astor III.

I mean, do the neckbeards think that YouTube is Reddit and that the downvotes will do anything other than highlight their brand MRA nonsense?

That is literally the high road.

Yup, Jimmy Workman. And her oldest daughter was similarly exploited.

Mario Lopez wants to be Ryan Seacrest so bad but also like WHY Mario you are better than this!!

Mario Lopez talking to C-listers?

“Ariel should ask herself what she did to make me act like I did! She’s emotionally abusing me by holding me accountable for my behavior!”

Why the fuck is Inside Edition giving this woman a platform?

Low level angel set on upsetting the order? YES.

We’ve all been there, Zac. Actually, most of us are there once a day if not more.

I literally only know who Rita Ora is because of the “Who?” joke here on Jez (started a few years ago, like Adrastra said) and I did not know about that A$AP Rocky song. That’s super fucked up. :(

Yup. She’s fanning the flames (anything to stop being “Who?”) but yeah, I see an r in all these photos.

Yup! I also submit my favorite: “dirty hair, don’t care.” “good hair don’t care” is not a common phrasing and Roy knew what she was doing!