The song after that will be a cover of “Country and Rock’n’roll” with Gwen singing Donnie’s parts and him singing Marie’s.

I will proofread the shit out of your articles, J.E., I swear. I got you.

That is exactly the response I have to Sharon Stone.

Aw. That’s incredibly sweet. Cheeky Kevin Smith.

“Take yer llama and git”

I hope his nanny is Mary Freaking Poppins. He’s gonna need her.

The slur you’re referring to isn’t very well known in the states, and the title “bwog” is because it is the online blog of the campus publication, The Blue and White.

I scouted rental car prices today for moving cross-country with my husband and dog. I don’t have a job lined up, neither does he, but all my friends and profesh connections are in that city and I really don’t want to be anywhere else.

Martin Shkreli looks too much like a cartoon goblin for her to be interested. I’m seeing like James Kennedy from Vanderpump Rules.

I am hearing “in LA, naturally” in Jenna Maroney’s voice. Na-too-rally!

Shine on, you crazy diamond! SHINE ON!

WHAT WHY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

I am so jealous of you right now!! Jeopardy is my dream and also the only way I’ll ever break into something resembling middle class!

My thoughts exactly! Like you’re going to spend that money on a trailer? Think bigger, Williamses! THINK HOT TUB!

Ol’ dirty dog no LIAR!

Idk how it happened!! They look like fraternal twins now, yes, but they both also look like their smiles are plastic.

All their semi-recent pics remind me of is that they’re fraternal twins.

I am more surprised that it has been 12 years than that it’s been “revealed” he was drunk.