I like the way you think!

That’s Noah, not Miley. She’s 16 now. All the girls in that family have that uncanny valley look with one another. Tish has some strong genes!

J/k there is no “yay” in this situation.

Maybe Soul Pancake now, but when he was doing the start-up with it he hired a Vine guy (Curtis Lepore) known for being a rapist. And Wilson didn’t fire him until there was public outcry about it.

I thought the exact same thing! Like, RUN, girl, RUUUUUN! Shia is not a stable person. He told actual strangers that he would have killed you if they hadn’t helped him leave you alone on the side of the road. AND HE DID IT ON CAMERA.

Who also looks like Jaime/James King.

The digestive system (...) is not beholden to the law.

I will proofread the shit out of this article for pennies, seriously.

Oh, same. Full-on tantrums by an adult are a thing to behold.

Not to laugh, but it sounds we married the same man, too. My husband has a brother that sounds like your BIL! Well, he can leave the house, but only when he goes to jail.

Apples and oranges, Mack! Apples and oranges.

She reminds me of my MIL. When anyone finally calls her narcissistic bullshit and throws up their hands finally and just says “Enough. I’m done.” she practically throws herself to the ground like a toddler and wails “But what about MEEEEEEEE?! You don’t love meeeeee!”

Well now I HAVE to google it, KittenMornings!

Hnnnnnnnn.

Oh man the things I’d do for million dollars. Hell, the things I’d do for a thousand dollars.

Thanks, jinni. I do appreciate your words. :)

I apologize for being rude. I’m not sure if it’s snark and jealousy, though. It seems like Tiegs has internalized all the shit we get in Western culture about what women should look like—and the diet crazes from the 60s to, well, now. Internalizing misogyny and size-ism doesn’t make it okay for Tiegs to talk like she…

Because being judgy makes you AGE, right? Isn’t that, like, science?