We’re calling it “pre-born” these days, Snacky.

I read this whole thread and no one mentioned so I’m going to add that he also played Jerry, the mom’s new awkward boyfriend in Liar, Liar.

There are handful of Law & Order episodes across the franchise that have also fictionalized it.

OH God. That’s awful. I am not surprised that he is a raging douche nozzle though.

No fucking way this will go anywhere. Ideologically, maybe, but where is the money going to come from? Schools are shutting down and there has been a pay freeze for teachers for the last decade. The school my mom teaches at has extended the school day so they have fewer days per year because they can’t afford the…

Her mom is pretty terrible, by all accounts. Only her son (Ariel’s older brother—Pugsley!) has stood by her in all the drama and she so obviously tried to pimp all 3 of her kids to Hollywood from birth.

Seconded. Kabloom is a far better portmanteau for this eventual trainwreck.

I rewatched this episode recently. So glorious. Melanie was hilarious. And poor Diana didn’t even get high!

Yes, let’s go with that.

I’d buy one! (because I am too lazy to needlepoint :P)

To be fair that was Khloe. Kim, afaik, has never pretended to know how to feed herself.

She wrote a sequel in the 90s, The Gypsy Game.

I think we’re at 50, right? Have we considered Puerto Rico, American Samoa, or the Marshall Islands?

Wow I did not know that part. I found his gratata Vine to be so painful I watched it once and then stuck to the parodies. I just...ew. The mirror, the angles, everything about this boy in that mirror, oh god, second-hand shame is not comfortable.

Yes. Especially because he was the fucking PRINCE so the age-power differential is just amplified by the fact that he’s a real life royal. They both look so sad.

I heard about that! He also did amateur gay porn before he was Gratata and didn’t that douche Tosh bring him on Tosh.O?

But it’s not arbitrary at all! It’s VINE. These Vine memes come and go very, very quickly, but people usually latch onto a catchphrase and ride it into the ground for a week. See: Deez Nutz, Ra ta ta white boy, Bruh, A potato flew around my room, etc.

I am DEFINITELY thinking about it. Not even ironically.

It is literally the EXACT SAME FUCKING STEREOTYPE as that of Indigenous people in the US. I have no doubt in my mind that he knew exactly what he was saying—he just didn’t think any (white) people would get mad.

Definitely fucking. Ew ew ew ew.