#goals for real!

Rizzo is the beeeeeest. She was just the coolest. I wanted to be a Rizzo, but I knew I was probably more of a Jan.

*klowns

#BristolPalinBirthTruth is my most favorite pseudo-celebrity conspiracy theory of the past 5 years. If I extended the timeline, it’d have to be the first #PalinBirthTruth conspiracy that posits either Bristol gave birth to Trig and they passed him off as her mother’s, or the version I like better where Sarah Palin…

HereNorThere corrected me—Wiz has his own strain called Khalifa Kush. I made a bad assumption about the acronym.

My bad! I just assumed Kings Kush. Clearly not keeping up on my Wiz Khalifa knowledge, thanks for the heads up.

I want to smoke weed with Wiz Khalifa so badly. Just saying.

Idk, though. Wiz loves weed and Kings Kush is a super well-known strain.

No, you don’t understand, Blueberry—it’s $350K house! He makes six figures! HE’S A FUCKING CATCH, YA HEAR ME!!

He claims he had a nice little pill addiction (and claimed sex addiction, too). So....oxycontin? Percocet?

Rumor has it that the twins’ behavioral issues are from FAS and Mueller was fighting to not have them tested for it. And the twins were physically hurting their dogs and Denise’s daughters, making her feel that her children weren’t safe with them.

Yessssssssssss! For once OK is doing something right: TWO rapist racist cops in jail!

I didn’t know that was her! I know her from The Surreal Life. God that show was a trainwreck.

Yikes. Not another one.

It sounds like you’re doing what’s right for you and your baby. I think the biggest thing to let go of the idea that you should feel guilty for “not making it work and giving your baby a home with a mom and dad.” Being a single parent is hard, but it doesn’t sound like you have much of a co-parent now anyhow, and…

“Not in Nottingham” will always make me cry.

This sounds amazing and I need to watch it immediately.

Oh, there’s always a secret! I’d watch the shit out of this show, btw.

That will be the name of the telenovela based on their lives!!! Separadas al Nacer~ *cue winsome beach shots and dramatic long shots of gorgeous bungalows*