Exactly! It’s genius! You know Greg Garcia is so pissed right now.

He’s turtling. It’s fine, he’ll be fine.

Oh JFC that does NOT come up on his first few search results on google. Hope the kid’s okay... Tila saying she’s with the other gifted Martian children does not sit well.

I’m pretty it’s tattoos, two bald caps, and black face make them Vin Diesel and Tyrese from the Fast and Furious movies.

She’s probably self-medicating, I think? Also her Twitter bio is “Verified Housekeeper for the New World Order.”

I bet the father has custody of the child, right? I googled him and even though he’s not rich, he doesn’t seem to be deeply mentally ill (he’s not on Twitter proclaiming that Oculus is a test-run for how you’ll behave in heaven, for instance).

It reminds me of the way Ashley Simpson spoke. Deeper than you’d expect but rushed and very speedy, with an unidentifiable accent. Just googled, and she’s from Nantucket, but I was hearing hints of Pennsatucky. Also I only know one person from Nantucket and he does not speak like her, but idk about Nantucket accents…

Exactly. Also, in the new cabs in NYC, the cameras cannot be turned off.

I doubt he actually needs to work at all. He’s schwimming in that sweet, sweet residuals money.

I think it is Brandi.

And he didn’t even have the decency to Anglicize his first name, either! Look at Ted and Bobby and Nikki—they know how this works! /s

Alleged baby daddy. The most popular theory is that it was a Vegas one-night stand thing but my personal favorite is the alternative that tags it on her former boyfriend Joey Junker (top comment on RWC).

My phone hasn’t rang once in 2016! *sobs deeply into a half-frozen Hot Pocket*

Or can credibly claim illness or incapacity. And probably?

I love this so much! Was it Cannabis Cup weed? Did you smoke Gorilla Glue with Joey Fatone??? Does he roll his own?? Is he a ZigZag or a Rizla man???

Not wrong. Those two grown men knew exactly what they were doing, and that poor dog was just along for their ill-fated ride. No one, human or otherwise, should have been on that fucking lake!

At least the dog lived, I guess? That poor thing.

While it’s terrible these two men died (and the dog, I think), WTF were they thinking going fucking duck hunting during that storm! I had to drive through the first part of the storm (before the freezing started) in OK and it was incredibly dangerous—torrential rain to the point of being able to see MAYBE 10 feet in…

Oh my GAWD that Omarosa and Bethenny clip is fucking fantastic.