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The mustachioed gentlemen to Wesley Snipes’ right was wrongfully ignored by the 1989 Academy Awards’ Best Supporting Actor category.

Who gives a fuck about these cunts?

To be fair, Julius Randle is widely considered the Kevin Durant of the Randle family.

If baseball players were half as fanatical about the written rules as they are the unwritten rules there’d be no asterisks in the record books....

Abby says men don’t get told to not celebrate after scoring. She’s clearly never heard of The Cardinal Way.

The move Lavelle pulled on the Thai defender late in the first half was even better.

Heath pulls one of those out of her ass almost every game, and she almost went through the rest of the team. Lady is amazing.

“It’s a culture that prefers its masculinity toxic.”

“Prefers,” hell.  “Requires.” 

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the foul ball, and lose his own soul?

I don’t necessarily want to be invited to the cookout (meaning I won’t beg), but I really just want to know what it is like to play Spades with actual people. I learned how to play Spades on Windows 95 online (as a teenager) and I always used to wonder why I would get awkward looks when I asked if anyone knew how to

The Rockets play a soulless ugly brand of basketball that ought to be even less rewarded than it is. Harden is an elite scorer and Chris Paul is arguably the best Point Guard of the 2000s but good golly gee willikers they make me want to power sand my eyes out with the incessant isos and whining. This is what they’ve

Oh, I know the Stoke bit of it is still a meme, but there are a significant amount of Prem fans in particular who are still under the illusion that Messi isn’t the GOAT and couldn’t hack it in English football (I’ve had this conversation with people more than a dozen times this season alone while he’s been ripping

Yes. I would even say it was very hard—a sliding flick on a diagonal ball with a mediocre angle.

If you watch the full BR highlights, you’ll see that Mane basically gets the same chance as Suarez, but instead of scoring it, he sends it over the crossbar. It was not an easy shot.

I would disagree that the Suarez flick-in was easy. It wasn’t super hard, but it also wasn’t easy.

KD has never scored a single point on me, Gabe. I’m the answer.

If my name was Zach Zorba, I’d try to find a way to integrate the Zorro sword swipe into my officiating gestures.

Draymond being tossed out of a game might have cost the Warriors a title

Colin Cowherd is furiously re-enacting scenes from“A Beautiful Mind” in order to somehow connect it all to John Wall dancing.