That person should genuinely not be allowed to drive.

Did they call from a generation ago directly to their daughter’s Evoque?

Good thing we’re effectively in a post-draft world. I mean, with our current technology could you imagine the war that would require the US to implement a draft?

Aggressive, not passive-aggressive.

Because “cheating” doesn’t sound awesome, like a giant hypodermic needle with tank treads for feet, walking around pumping ‘roids into unsuspecting cyclist’s asses.

I can’t tell if this thing is coming or going.

Agreed. It’s now firmly in the realm of non-enthusiasts writing filler that they don’t give a shit about, at best, or that they actively dislike, at worst.