My dad rummages for bottles in the dumpster behind Hollywood so prep for spoilers…..

I'm on a list now for liking this.

I'm a huge fan of his "could be done by anyone" style. Better keep this racist employed.

I appreciate the fidelity to the intended audience by having the black one be terminal.

Rich actor who loves money says he would love to act in film with big financial upside.

But I'm a cool dad! *puts on Will Smith album to a sensible noise level*

Rap's still going I see. Does baby still possess back?

20 MINS NO RUSH
1v7 COMP STOMP
Omg please allied victory?

This guy sounds like a Nazi or a Yankees base coach. Either way fuck him and Bale's gravely voice!

No fucks given

Wow Batman level detective work.

Asian's dodged a bullet here. Let White people take this horrendous bullet for them. You're welcome all of Asia. Except Russia, and India, and the kinda darker South East Asians, and the Middle East, and Israel.

Luke Cage was stinky garbage though. Asian's dodged a bullet here.

I don't know how to feel if pop stars don't tell me.

You mad AV Club bro?

Yes, I'm sure the nerds here are so confused.

Jimminy Jilickers!

It comes pre cancelled!

Site bashes Maher for giving Milo platform, proceeds to post 8 Milo articles a day.

I think you're giving Milo too much credit.