Brady: [tosses these idiots under the bus]
These Idiots: [quickly deflate the tires]

So you can’t have dark cinematography anymore? What?

This guy was a bit of a kook too.

Einstein was a kook until he wasn’t, too.

“Yesh.”

No. That’s just incorrect. It would be a fairer (albeit still incorrect) position if Rafael never discussed Mayweather’s personal life, but he did. He wrote articles immediately before and after Mayweather went to jail praising him for his mental strength. He allowed Mayweather’s lawyers to dissemble to his audience…

“The facility had just 200 beds, but planners explained it would be a “hot bed” scenario, where the residents would take turns sleeping.”

I hate the Pledge of Allegiance even without “under God”! Making little kids pledge allegiance to a flag feels so totalitarian. Like, they might as well add another sentence where the kids chant, “...And I promise to rat out my parents if I ever hear them criticizing this nation, Amen*.”

Just going by surnames, hockey-playing Canadians are descendants of the Scots & French who settled Canada.

I always though Pete Rose's barber loathed him to the bone.

Writing opinion pieces on issues where there isn’t a meaningful debate is silly. Here’s my scorching hot take: “Getting hit in the nuts is really painful.” Take that all you people who don’t think it’s really painful to get hit in the nuts.

And since some willfully ignorant dipshit is bound to yell that they don't believe you (because they don't want to) here's a source they can deliberately not read:

Also dont forget that statistically, an UNARMED black male is more likely to have deadly force used against him (not just firearms) than an ARMED white male in America.

I'm a structural ironworker, I'm way more likely to be killed on the job than any leo is yet somehow I manage to not kill any brown people in the course of my day to day activities. If I can do it you can too police officers of America.

awesome. I hope it kills many many people. When will we finally have a drone version of it??

I just watched Syriana again last night on Netflix. It does a better job at analyzing warfare than any of these propaganda films, and there isn't even any combat in it.

Q: What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

so this test confirms what all gizmoders think: KINJA IS $HI* !!!

Is he aware of the gray ghetto culture of unapproved comments those of us who aren't friendly with authors are forced to live in?

Some variation on this, maybe?