So Lowery slapped him! He just reached back and full-on slapped a 20-year-old ball boy!

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

The absolute pressure inside the ball isn't 12.5 psi, though, it's 12.5 + atmosphere (14.7) so that gets you 27.2. Do the same math with that number and you get a drop of about 2 psi.

A blazer is required if your blouse is a tube top

I seriously get emotional in my head when I think about the scene where Steve's mom goes missing and Miranda finds her eating pizza out of the trash. Such a telling scene for Miranda AND we forgot to mention that Miranda moves to Park Slope!

Fun fact: "Snitch" is an actual English word and it has been since 1785.

Lucas was winging it all along, really. In Episdoe IV, Obiwan explains that Luke's father wanted him to have his lightsaber (not true) and that he first met Anakin in the Clone Wars (not true). He said Darth Vader was a different pupil of his (not true) that killed Anakin. Or how Luke and Leia kiss in Empire Strikes…

But it wasn't established yet that Vader was Luke's father. And whatever George Lucas tells you, he probably didn't plan it that way yet.

That really depends on the definition of "took" in this particular context though.

Definitely true! For a media outlet that mines content from its user's posts it's completely counterintuitive to banish so many worthwhile comments and commenters.

Vulva seems unseen too. And also sounds like a pokemon.

How could one man raise such different children.

Do the drugs make the asshole*, or vice versa?

Finally, I would like to apologize to Macklemore for bringing shame to the white high top fade.

Want something more progressive? Try Mossadegh who was democratically elected and decided that maybe, maybe the natuarl resources of Persia should go to... ye know... the Persian people. That didn't go to well with people in the UK, France and the US and they made sure Mossadegh would be swapped for the not so…

I'll take Iran over ISIS any day. I thought it was fairly well know by now that a lot of Iranians don't actually hate the West and that they aren't that big scary country in the Middle East.

Chocolate milk. You're a grown man who drinks chocolate milk at lunch.

The grief-stricken Liam Neeson calls up Emma Thompson, who I guess is just some woman he knows (relationship NEVER EXPLAINED), to talk about how sad he is.