So you can’t have dark cinematography anymore? What?

No. That’s just incorrect. It would be a fairer (albeit still incorrect) position if Rafael never discussed Mayweather’s personal life, but he did. He wrote articles immediately before and after Mayweather went to jail praising him for his mental strength. He allowed Mayweather’s lawyers to dissemble to his audience…

I hate the Pledge of Allegiance even without “under God”! Making little kids pledge allegiance to a flag feels so totalitarian. Like, they might as well add another sentence where the kids chant, “...And I promise to rat out my parents if I ever hear them criticizing this nation, Amen*.”

Just going by surnames, hockey-playing Canadians are descendants of the Scots & French who settled Canada.

I always though Pete Rose's barber loathed him to the bone.

Writing opinion pieces on issues where there isn’t a meaningful debate is silly. Here’s my scorching hot take: “Getting hit in the nuts is really painful.” Take that all you people who don’t think it’s really painful to get hit in the nuts.

And since some willfully ignorant dipshit is bound to yell that they don't believe you (because they don't want to) here's a source they can deliberately not read:

Also dont forget that statistically, an UNARMED black male is more likely to have deadly force used against him (not just firearms) than an ARMED white male in America.

I'm a structural ironworker, I'm way more likely to be killed on the job than any leo is yet somehow I manage to not kill any brown people in the course of my day to day activities. If I can do it you can too police officers of America.

awesome. I hope it kills many many people. When will we finally have a drone version of it??

I just watched Syriana again last night on Netflix. It does a better job at analyzing warfare than any of these propaganda films, and there isn't even any combat in it.

At ten seconds after this part you expect to see a killer robot step out of the wreck, car jack some poor schmuck, and tear through traffic to kill John Connor.

But is she single?

um its actually captain america

Wisconsin's new "Two Strikes, You're Dead" law may be controversial, but damn if it doesn't get results.

Most of the work that's done in the corporate world is so inconsequential that it's impossible to discern "good work" from "bad work." But, managers have to complete performance reviews and tell their bosses who the "stars" are, and so visibility and face-time become the easiest way to (inaccurately) identify the…

Total derail, but can I just say how much I loathe the "open concept work spaces"? I'm sure they're useful for some teams or for some companies, but everyone I know who has to work in one hates it, and now it's coming to my office in the next year or so. Ugg.

That was exactly my reaction when this article started popping up in my FB feed. Sure, now she's super sympathetic to moms... because she is one. She just sounds like a horrible manager (and not terribly nice person all around) who's only changed her attitude toward one group of people she treated like shit because…

From the Star Tribune:

Some variation on this, maybe?