As I recall, Amnesia did the exact same thing.

I didn’t actually pick up any pokemon games until Pearl, but I’ve had every generation since. Back when I was playing [I think] Platinum, I was still fairly new to the series. During one battle, the other trainer’s last pokemon was just absolutely destroying me. Until, that is, I got down to the Togepi that really had…

I am just dumbfounded by how much this Mew2King dude looks like my brother.

He's just here to surf.

Does Zelda unlock anything? I'd totally get a Zelda amiibo if it made her not suck in Hyrule Warriors.

I have a shitty Nyko PS3 controller that's been my go-to for as long as I've had it. Someone comes over, they get the DS3 because I'm sticking with this thing.

If I recall correctly, there's also a "kill screen" where the game just breaks if you go past a certain point. The key being, that you have to break that high score before the kill screen or you're boned.

I don't know which game it is, but I think the map name might be Convoy? Only reason I know is that my usual TF2 server used to run a Source version of it.

Darunia confirmed, that is all I ever wanted from this game.

Give me Darunia as a playable character and all my Zelda dreams will be complete.

That's kinda bitchin', actually. Do want.

"like a weasel with paint thinner on its nipples." I stopped reading right there, I was laughing so hard.

Oh hey, maybe now I'll actually be able to play the game I shelled out $60 for on launch day.

Jesus Christ, that scared the shit out of me. My actual name is Kirk and I just about lost my shit when I read my own name there.

I don't own an iPhone, nor do I know anyone who actively plays games on theirs. As such I don't actually know much about this game, but on appearance it reminds me of Art Style: BASE10.

I push grocery baskets for a living. I might be in danger of robotic replacements... if I didn't live in goddamned Arkansas.

I always like reading these articles. They've always got some kind of advice I can use and they make me feel better about having fucked up my last relationship.

I don't really know how I feel about bronies. On the one hand, I used to be one, up until I met one creepy motherfucker at Nintendo's E3 event at Best Buy back in June. On the other, I thought the S3 ending was stupid and haven't watched a single episode since.

I've been meaning to get a bike, ever since I wrecked my truck back in May or June, I don't recall which. But between tuition, terrible hours at my job, and my atrocious spending habits, it's been tough.

I like ACIV's Henry Out of Nowhere.