New on advice of Betsy DeVos.

Notice how he didn’t say they were wrong though....

Trump sent an incendiary and unprecedented threat that escalates bellicose tensions with a hostile nation? Unsurprised.

Thing that also happened today:

I would be curious how the Oankali will look. They sounded so creepy and gross, from their physical characteristics to wanting to have an emotional sexual intimacy with humans. I had to keep picturing them in my mind while reading the trilogy. Great books.

This book was the first Octavia Butler book I read, and it was great!

If I have learned anything from the past year and a half, when it comes to news about Russia and collusion, it is always not yet time to start celebrating.

My J Law feelings are complex but Darren, what a wang. Her reality TV obsession is vastly disappointing? Let people like what they like! I don’t really watch reality TV anymore but let people decompress how they wish. Jeeeeeeeez.

Two things:

I am so, so tired of the fat-bashing attendant to this whole Usher thing. It’s depressing as fuck, and it makes me mad as hell. Usher isn’t even good looking. I’m fat as hell, and have both dated and “dated” a bunch of guys much more attractive than that, and one nearly as rich.

Trump’s pre-Presidency Tweeting is now just a list of warnings about his own Presidency.

Don’t forget the scented markers, Donny’s favorite is the white one which smells like racism.

Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

I really do think that in his heart of hearts, Trump thinks that the people love him, that’s he’s popular, and that the polls are wrong because of things like this. He really only surrounds himself with yes-men. He only focuses on the good press. I think he genuinely believes that America loves him. It’s got to be…

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

My family life is a fucking shit show right now, and the other night I had a dream that Chris Hemsworth developed an instant, hard crush on me because he thought I was cute, and spent an afternoon flirting with me in the most charming way. It was a gift from the universe at a totally shitty time, and therefore…

I’m disappointed in Miley’s tone-deaf silence on her cultural appropriation of black culture during her so-called Dead Petz/Bangerz days. I also think she’s very talented and I like the music video for Malibu, but I’m shocked at how quickly she’s reinvented her image without going away for some years. 2013 isn’t that…

The more I read about Chris Pratt the more I wonder how he made it to the top of ANYONE’S top Chris list.