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“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

I’m as gay as a woman can be. All those people who’ve told me I just haven’t found the right man were right. Unfortunately, it’s Jason Mamoa so I’m gonna keep on lesbianing. But, damn is Lisa Bonet one lucky lady. ( she’s not so bad herself )

Kellyanne: “I can’t believe Spicer only lasted 53 days as Communications Director. That’s a record that will never be broken”

This may seem funny, but people are genuinely worried about all this chaos in the White House. We’re on the brink of so many precipices, but the worst is probably if some hostile foreign country attacks us and releases the Trump piss tapes synched to an R. Kelley soundtrack.

She’s giving voice to so many facets of a black woman. That’s why I like her. She’s not in just one box. She’s The Diva, The Woke Chick, The Vixen, The Smart Girl, The Girl Next Door, The Bitch, she’s not just one thing in one box for easy selling. She’s herself. It’s refreshing and modern to see her lucky enough to

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much

Tried out my subculture palette today. Some people found the shade arrangements weird but it’s said to work in quads. I thought I’d test this to see how the quad combos look together. I used cube, dawn, roxy, and electric. I’ve heard that electric and cube were a little weird and that was true but the color combo is

I was one of the loons who waited in line outside of my local MAC store. I actually got there about two hours before they opened and ended up being the first in line! I chatted with some nice girls while waiting for them to open and brought my headphones to listen to podcasts, and the time flew by. They had like 15

My new years resolutions this year were to decrease my carbon footprint and figure out lipstick. I’m making decent progress on both fronts. A few months back I bought my first proper lipstick (as opposed to a gloss or a chubby pencil or a stain). I went with Bite Amuse Bouche in Maple. I really like it, but I still

I went on a massive beauty haul and splurged on some YSL lippies. I thought I chose really nice colors until I got home and realized they all look the effing same

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is

He’s 19?! Oy.

I think the idea was that he didn’t want to live in an echo chamber of people constantly telling him he was awesome, rather he wanted a broad swath of opinions, as opposed to Trump, who throws a fit unless someone is telling he is awesome at all times

She is the British Anson Elk...what’s his freakin name? *Google* Oh, finally, Ansel Elgort.

And this is exactly why Beyonce took that picture with her twins and put it out there for free. So that no one would climb her fence to be the first to sell them to the tabloids.

I thought the title was an exaggeration but then I read this:

I’ve spent way too much energy thinking about this this morning and while the “Maverick Drama” crap was certainly self-serving, it’s also the best Fuck You he could have given to Trump. He out-showmaned the showman, is dominating the news cycle, and is (unfairly) getting all the credit/praise for killing a bill that

They need to learn from the kween 👸🏽