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If IKEA replaced all of the models in its catalog with cats, I think I’d maybe actually pick the thing up and peruse it.

Hillary was criticized for not being authentic enough. Now she’ll be criticized for airing the dirty laundry, her irrelevance, her distraction. Distracting us, no doubt, from far more important memoirs such as current Amazon best seller:

To be fair, the guy stepped in to replace a political comedy legend, one of the (if not bar-none THE) greatest of all time, without much of a resume of work for people to look at and say “Oh, that guy, from that one thing! Yeah, he’ll be good at this!”. Instead he was a public-eye nobody who suddenly was replacing the

I’d like to do some Gudetama cosplay, but I realize that I need a fairy godhuman to help me fabricate what would likely be a relatively simple costume that will nonetheless require some wizardry.

Trevor Noah is totally serviceable on the Daily Show, and has moments of comedic genius. But right now, I miss Jon Stewart so very much. I know his acerbic interviewing style and terrific timing wouldn’t change the minds of the people who voted for Trump, but he would definitely consistently raise Trump’s hackles.

I have a strong suspicion that all this Moochiness is working just as intended. For all the “paying too much attention to Russia” shaming the left does to itself, ad nauseum, people can really only really pay attention to a couple of things at a time. Mooch saying crazy shit about palace intrigue has, in-fact, pushed

Also, I love how people bitch and moan that people who want medical insurance “should just get a job” and then turn around and complain when trans people who join the military want access to medical care.

Career military dude here.

Oh, I would if I could. She passed away a number of years ago. But I am happy to brag that I got some of my badassery from her. And her mother, who was one of the first female graduates from Brigham Young University and used to race prop planes for fun.

I remember when DADT got repealed, and people out in the real world freaked the fuck out. In the military, we all just... continued going to work and getting things done, and our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters were happier, more productive Soldiers because they didn’t have to live a lie. I’ve yet to see a

I have San Junipero fan art hanging in my apartment, because Yorkie and Kelly are everything and heaven is a place on earth!

Can I order a Keanu Reeves, please?

Melissa McCarthy would never stoop to DWTS, nor does she need to with her current career trajectory, but other than that this is the stuff of GOLD and 100% needs to happen.

Reminder that the Department of Defense found that allowing trans people to serve openly would “cost little and have no significant impact on unit readiness.”

This man is a current member of the Cabinet. Of the United States. He deals with nuclear weapons.

He’d fit in with the other Republican rejects... oh wait, those rejects are still a part of this administration. Oops.

Our moms were badasses! I remember my Mom letting anti-war protestors sleep in our living room in great numbers, putting all of her appointments into her Liberated Women’s Appointment Calendar, which had little thought exercises and fun feminist facts on every page, and disappearing periodically with her girlfriends

I listen to podcasts while I’m doing labwork and I can’t listen to 2 Dope Queens anymore in the flow hood....too many plates ruined by snort laughing, hahaha.

“They don’t want to use guns, because it’s too fast and it’s not painful enough. So they’ll take a young, beautiful girl—16, 15 and others—and they slice them and dice them with a knife because they want them to go through excruciating pain before they die.

Wonder Woman Will Be Back to Save America in 2019