I like to think that Gwen Stefani doesn’t actually understand the point of lingerie, and so she’s purchased ALL the lingerie and puts it all on at the same time so she looks like the boudoir version of one of those people who tries to break the “most t-shirts worn at once” record.

Nope, SF was brilliant back then. People were open and loving and free with housing and drugs and sex. Nobody was gay or straight and everybody had sex with everybody else. (Then there’s the free concerts in Golden Gate park featuring the Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane.)

Don’t sell us short, Ari. I was not only alive, I was a teenager who wanted nothing more to run away to the Haight. It wasn’t until I was grown that I realized SF during that era was full of bad drugs and everybody had the crabs.

That’s Ted Cruz you’re thinking of.

I think he’s an alien in a skin suit. That’s why he’s “fascinated” by his human female companion.

There really is something very sexy about Elon Musk but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is.

I love gay Babadook and I don’t even know why. Things like gay Babadook are why the internet exists.

And all those folks who were so committed to their look that they wore a black frock coat in June deserve a round of applause.

This is the future that liberals want.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

The BBC, while trying to be neutral and impartial, still has hosts who don’t like the Government and puts out content that still asks serious questions about its conduct despite being “neutral”.

Well done, Theresa. Well done.

Sometimes (okay, frequently) I think, “if I ate better, I could be skinnier”, but then I see shit like this. A flat tummy and skinny arms are not worth this. Nothing is.

In these troubled times, our standards for “really smart” are as skewed as our standards for hot.

This whole time I’ve genuinely thought that the Russia thing was being blown way out of proportion, and even all the new revelations have appeared to show more that Trump desperately wants Russia to like him, and with his obviously poor judgment he is so fucking dumb he refuses to accept that anyone could view what he…

Maher didn’t radically misjudge the mood. He doesn’t give one damn about “the mood.” He’s simply racist. And sexist. And a narcissist. If people laugh, he’s affirmed. If they don’t, they just don’t get it or are too shackled by “political correctness” to be “with it”. But he’s never been with it. He’s an old troll in…

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

And then there’s Uncle Webby:

I mean hate the Kardashians all you want, and certainly hate the culture that allowed them to become a thing, but honestly they have kind of worked to monetize their identities and they have been fairly savvy and diligent about it. I feel like they are unfairly maligned for exploiting our own cultural failings and…

I count 138 characters. If he had replaced “w/” with “with”, it would have been 140 exactly. It seems almost intentionally disrespectful to use an abbreviation like that; why the odd informality unless it doesn’t really matter?

After working 3 double shifts in a row I decided that I wanted to eat comfort food that I ate at my grandparents when I was little. So I went out back with a pellet gun and me and my daughter bagged some squirrels. Then I taught her how to skin and gut said squirrels then I deep fried them. I don’t know if that counts…