I put this up on the fusion article about Koosh, but wanted to post it to the Slot as well, because this is my favorite site on the internet.

That was also a Pope thing. Francis is fluent in English but chose to speak to Trump in Spanish & through a translator.

fears the day Pretty Little Liars runs its course.

Publicist #5: (Perravieja, who is not a publicist, but who read Dirt Bag this morning)

But that’s how employment works. There’s no guarantee that your employee will stick around forever, and I would guess that in the entertainment/dance world, you come to expect that people leave productions for other jobs.

Re: her dancing

Not every anti-gay person is secretly gay, fam.

Good times.

Right now, the DOJ has appointed independent counsel. Had it not been for the Rosenstein issue, independent counsel might not have been considered necessary. Rosenstein did the right thing.

Man, Taylor really has a type, and that type is “bland looking white guy.”

I understand how these two are held to a higher standard. As they should, preaching what they preach. But I do wish this was the same reaction for all the Casey Afflecks, Chris Browns, R. Kelly’s and.... our sports heroes. They all get a giant fucking PASS.

“Spicer went on to assuage peoples fears by confirming that the only recording devices in the Oval Office are Russian ones.”

Honestly, I’m getting a bit frustrated with how many retellings of Arthurian legend are just some variation on the “sword in the stone” bit.

‘And it’s not because I want to sell records!” she insists.’

tfw you’re done using black culture for profit and moving onto your Colbie Caillat phase.

Why would he think he could do this? The man is a klutz!

He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

I’m living for this video. It’s like he spent weeks looking at his fans’ Tumblr posts and distilled them into 5:40 minutes of music video. It’s got it all: Instagram-worthy moody landscapes? Check. Close-ups of his fashion boots? Check. Imagery of Harry as supernatural being? Check. Unironic romantic drama? Check.…