Morena Baccarin, a woman I know as Brody’s wife on Homeland who is also apparently on Gotham,

I DID NOT KNOW MY DREAM UNTIL YOU SAID IT FOR ME.

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

It’s been posted a thousand times this week, but it needs to be posted a thousand more:

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

Hosting the Chinese delegation in Florida was planned before the decided to ineffectually bomb an airbase in Syria..

We have an anonymous support group that meets every week on Tuesdays.

I’ve just recently discovered that...Harry Styles is really hot. It’s the first time I’ve ever felt attracted to someone younger than me and it makes me feel dirty. Also, I like this song and am really looking forward to Dunkirk.

I want to meet the person who rents a massive trendy loft apartment just to leave it empty aside from a tree in a concrete block and a few Renovation Hardware pieces. And a reel to reel tape recorder?

I watched the finale with my mom last night and it evoked so much emotion. We ended up talking for hours about the death of my abusive father and how fucking cathartic, almost primal, it felt to see the maenads defend Celeste and the village’s victorious celebration on the beach.

a) Donald Trump is STILL stuck on Hillary Clinton

I stand by my unshakable belief that Ed Sheeran’s tattoo is the worst in Christendom. Every time I see it, it’s like I’m seeing its awfulness for the first time and am freshly appalled.

Ooooo there’s little I love more than a gorgeous kitchen. That is my home dream. I don’t need a giant house or lots of cars in the yard. I don’t even want my own pool (too much upkeep).

I once ate pork after 17 years of vegetarianism because I didn’t want to be rude to my hosts. It was fine, nobody died. Obviously the pig died, but that was before.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

It’s amazing that he can run a shadow government from the South Pacific.

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

I would put “you’ve really got a hold on me “in the same category.