This trailer legitimately made me cry because it feels like it’s just so close to this side of possibility. I just finished re-reading the book in anticipation of this series and it was truly terrifying.
I’ve started to turn it around on them and ask sweetly: “where do you think I’m from?” You’d be surprised how nervous people get when they have to guess what kind of wrong you are.
This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…
Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.
The bar is set so low that literally any celebrity who has talked about being president one day would be an improvement. I remember Pitbull said he wanted to be president and now I’m like “I don’t hate that idea.” For one, he’d have a better immigration policy and he’s certainly pro-globalization, if this song is any…
IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK
I read that headline as “Kendall Jenner Got Robbed of $200k By Jewel” and got irrationally excited.
“Only if the cats do not have any anti-capitalist leanings, Dave”
My ex got me a book of Schmidt-isms. Best gift I’ve ever gotten in my LIFE.
THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1
10000% unrelated, but she started following me in Instagram after I perused the Handmaid’s Tale Hulu page and she even liked some of my pics. HEAVENNNNNNNNN /brag over
I don’t get why you boys feel the need to post jokes and shallow vapid pieces all day. How hard is it to do a couple of gossipy-fun posts (you know celebs, sports what the fuck ever that is silly and fun), a couple of updates on what the administration is doing, and updates on the Women’s Strike Day? Why are you all…
It’s not. He’s supposed to preserve all of them because of the public records act for any tweet related to official business.
I wonder if all those White House leaks are happening partly because no one there knows how the “reply all” function works.
And here, we see Kylie emerging from her pupa.
I will never understand the controversy over calling the non-dairy dairy replacements “milk”. Milk in this case is not a literal description, but instead a word that connotes the taste, texture, and uses of the beverage in a succinct way. We all know it didn’t actually come from an udder, we’re not confused, and we’re…
The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen
Jerry is so much better for her.