Sheeratrice?

Why were the citizens of Bismarck, ND allowed to say “hey this pipeline might pollute are water. Don’t build it near is” but the standing rock tribe is being denied that same right

Can we get a ruling? Putting Taylor Swift’s beach pic after everybody’s Standing Rock posts was shade, right?

I think he looks like a mean, demented astronaut.

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

I literally went to an Ulta Beauty Supply the day after the election and bought some Urban Decay highlighter that is sparkly. I told the woman helping me “It needs to sparkle. It needs to be more SPARKLY” because I needed something to fucking brighten things up. And it helps, a bit.

I didn’t wear makeup for years because of internalised misogyny, because I was a Serious Intellectual Girl who understand that beauty is only skin-deep and there are so many more important things than lipstick and this was in no way an attempt to appease the patriarchy or my reaction to being a plain girl who was…

I love makeup. I am horrible at applying it in any fancy way. Some days I wear some, some days I don’t. I don’t care if another woman or man wears it. Though I’ve noticed if a guy is rocking makeup, he always has skills I completely envy.

In case you’re wondering why it seems like things are getting worse, it’s this:

True story: My period is now over a week late. I’m pretty sure the election of Trump has just caused my ovaries to go out of business, but yesterday I took a pregnancy test just to be sure. While I was walking to the drug store to get it, I was thinking about how before the election I had decided if I got pregnant at…

I’m just going to let the great President Meyer (great compared to Trump) say what needs to be said.

Things I learned last night:

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

This is a distraction.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Glad to see the Drumpfs upholding the Republicans’ tradition of fiscal responsibility by needlessly adding expense and complications to the presidential security arrangements.

Yes this!!! I swear I feel like Bannon set this shit up (I know, he probably didnt, I should take my tinfoil hat off but with this group of assholes you never know), and gave Pence tickets to Hamilton just to get some other story into the perpetual “media outrage cycle.” please stay focused people. The new person in…

Until today I thought Drumpf was astoundingly stupid. And not that he isn’t, but he knows how to play the game. No one is talking about his appointments or Trump U settlement now. His Hamilton tweet was such a stunning line and he must have known it would cause uproar.

I joked earlier that one of the main criteria for Trump appointees is that the guy has to look like the movie version of a CEO of a toy company hellbent on ruining Christmas and the world. I’m on fire with that theory so far

What a time for America to throw a temper tantrum. We’re finally making progress on a critical global issue, and we elect the guy who think it’s a Chinese hoax....