mungbeanqueen
Mungbeanqueen
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It’s not bad considering the time frame.

I hope she goes to Men’s Wimbledon next year and annihilates Roger Federer.

Warning: use while black at your own risk.

I’ve always liked this vintage fake pistol that is actually a beauty box. You could go stick up a bank and still make sure you look like the bee’s knees.

My favorite description I've read on the internet is that Boris is "the guy who farted in the elevator and then got off on the second floor".

I was thinking that the dudes decided to elect a woman so they could pin everything on her and her womanness if it all goes wrong, or take credit for having the vision to make her PM if she does a good job.

Clueless American here, so feel free to point out how I’m wrong - but this strikes me as some men (Boris, Nigel, etc) made a big mess then walked away, leaving it for the women to clean up.

It’s crazy how silent white celebs are about this. Bieber in his appropriation kingdom has said nothing. Taylor Swift cares about the gays but it pretty much stops there considering most of her fan base are Republican. The Kardashians are idiots and literally took fans calling them out before they started retweeting

This is such a stupid, scary, fucked up situation. These stupid, stupid assholes. Stupid. Fucking. Assholes. Stupid. Fucking. Assholes.

This attack is far too organized to be a protest gone outta of control or a random lash out at cops from frustrated individuals. It’s sad that people are pushing the protest narrative without any real facts to associate it with the protest.

Spoiler: I am the husband.

Just no. Yes, police is super violent in this country, and the country in general is a bit paranoid. But Black people suffer from systematic violence and oppression, and this is clear in the way they are policed. So none of that now.

Guys, no joke. This whole break-up/whirlwind romance drama is my favorite thing Taylor has ever done. It’s like a millennial version of a Dynasty plotline and I am here for it. (Though, if I may add a costuming note: bejeweled silk caftans, Tay. You’d look so glamorous!)

This, however, is a totally respectful and acceptable use for the flag...(to be clear, I really don't care about flag bikinis, just like I don't care about the picture of the dogs sitting on the flag. This is all very ridiculous)

I’m pretty sure an Aubrey Hepburn comparison is like the center square of the creepy/sexist celeb profile bingo card.

Why do I feel like he randomly pulled Audrey’s name out of a hat as a reference. She seems more Veronica Lake/Jayne Mansfield or something, because she’s vampy and lush.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

“Another dude show” implies that this is a typical dude show in the same vein as all the other dude shows currently on tv. However, all the dude shows currently on tv are white dude shows, so having a black dude show is a sign of progress.

I can’t understand if he hated her or...is just really really stupid? I had my wedding canceled and that was humiliating and painful enough, I can’t imagine having everything published. Both Nick Young and the other woman (if reports are true) are being really heartless here. I feel bad for Iggy.

Nick Young is I-C-K-Y.