I don’t think she is criticizing pregnant women in the public, I think she is criticizing how other people are with pregnant women. They always want to touch your belly, ask about when it is due, names, gender, blah blah blah.

I was getting annoyed about this over the weekend. To me it dehumanizes Taylor to accuse every relationship she has of being fake. If you want to say the Hiddleston relationship is fake then you can’t also say Harry and Calvin and Taylor werewolf and whichever Jonas and Jake G were all fake too. Some of them have to…

the bae-est.

She’s immeasurably better than Trevor Noah. I’m really glad that she was given her own show to build from the ground up, but I sure wish it was nightly instead of weekly... I’m still going through withdrawal every week, while I wait for Full Frontal and Last Week Tonight...

I love Samantha Bee and her show. She is on point and angry. I like that about her.

I’m more jealous of Michelle, ifyouknowwhatimean....

I cannot WAIT until “Hidden Figures” comes out. It’s got everything an artless.dodger could ask for: Janelle Monae, Octavia Fucking Spencer, women in science, and NASA. All it needs is some Janelle music in it, hopefully more of her “Metropolis” concept stuff.

I’ve decided their relationship is more like poor Nobleman romances American heiress to save family estate. He’s well education and fancy, but poor (only one pair of boots). She rich with her own jet and will buy his proud but poor family out of debt and restore the family country home. They both plan on learning to…

Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.

ummm....Dad? You can drop me off a couple blocks away. I need the exercise, so...

And then you have to act sympathetic when the idiot’s boyfriend pulls the same shit a few weeks later, and the cycle repeats itself.

Imagine being one of Jennifer Garner’s friends right now. “You’re getting back together?....Congrats.” I would have a really, really difficult time pretending to be happy about the news.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I just have my wife hose me down in the backyard once a week, so this has not been an issue.

Man-stuff usually isn’t very good. It just smells “manlier” but is actually much harsher and less moisturizing when it comes to shampoo and conditioner.

I gave my brother a tub of shea body butter and he said his life is changed. The importance of moisturizing just can’t be understated.

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

SPANX makes me feel like a powerful woman! As a woman I can now choose to take up less space than I need to, my hideous skin and body restrained, and thereby leaving more space for those around me! I’ve never felt so liberated while having straps and rubber digging into my soft skin, crying while smiling!

Spanx caused me to believe I DID deserve to vote!

“Empowering” lost all meaning for me years ago — in the wake of a prolonged thread on Jez about the feminist power of Spanx.