Good for you. Next time you go, strap this 97 y/o to your back.

I may be mistaken, but I think a really good way to control riots is to prevent them from happening in the first place. A good way to do that would be to revoke the cops' "License to Kill". Reverse the militarization of police, test all cops for steroid use, psychological screen for all police applicants to weed out…

I feel shit like this wouldn't happen if police officers were required to have video cameras on them while on duty.

I understand that you want to offer constructive criticism and believe me, we want to listen to people's thoughts about our work. I appreciate notes from people who notice "hey, I saw you sourced Daily Mail a bunch of times today; I'm not comfortable with that because etc. etc." We appreciate the feedback, we really…

We gather the news from a variety of sources and I do spend a lot of time on sites that produce viral content, I'm not going to hide that. Lots of stuff comes to/from Reddit even if it's not created there. This was a really interesting AMA.

Thank you. I'm also so sorry about your friend and colleague. It is something I truly wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

What a bunch of bullshit. I really start squirming when I see people doing things just for the sake of awareness, but this is especially ridiculous. If you're going to do something "for awareness" at least spend a little time highlighting how people can contribute to research or help those with the disease. It could…

Yeah, I'm going to need you to take that opinion elsewhere where you can have a chorus that agrees with you because that place is NOT here.

I'm not saying you should feel sympathy for the child. I'm saying you should put some goodwill into the world, instead of withdrawing it. That is the adult thing to do.

No, this is false. I have two kids, and I take full-time care of both of them. The kid will not forget about the pie. That is not how kids work. And punitively making the mother's day worse is not going to do a thing for the kid. Stop making stupid concern-troll excuses for sociopathic behavior.

If you read this post, you'll see that my problem is as much with people who treat the narrator of this fiction as though he's a hero as it is with the narrator himself.

I think the last 3 paragraphs of this article represents the most sensible rant against anti-child people (note: not childless people, but rather people who actively hate children) I've ever read. As a soon to be father, I've definitely found myself having a little more pity when I see a clearly flustered parent…

Your dad is a heap of shit, then.

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

Cool guys take pleasure in triumphing over small children. They probably celebrate with wild dancing (or immediate fleeing from the scene) whenever they slam dunk on hoops lowered for 6 year olds.

Literally everything about this story is the worst.

"But I HAVE to be a dick, because mine is about this big!"

I love this kid so much.

I believe the only sensible response is this flowchart discovered via I Fucking Love Science: