Hey, who's up for some kebabs? Oh, wow, nearly everyone? Cool. OK, the catch is they come with a side of being hit with an iron bar. Huh. Suddenly a lot less hands up. Go figure.

Not to Godwin, but... guns, blue eyes, and blonde hair?

Strongs join a growing number of families that are standing up for their 2nd Amendment rights by open carrying and bringing gun ownership out of the closet and into the mainstream.

Come join 13-year-old Brenna Strong along with her mom, Bea, and her dad, Richard

Freaking out about Ebola in the U.S. while antibiotic resistant superbugs rampage in our hospitals is like fearing Freddy Kruger will ring the doorbell while Jeffrey Dahmer sits at your dining room table.

I was gonna say that it's easy to be a great, fun grandpa when you never have to worry about money ever again...but then I remembered the wealthy shitstain grandparents of one of my exes. Good on Mitt.

In acting parlance this is known as a "double gesture," and it is considered bad form. Say it or show it. Doing both is redundant, hense, derp.

You have to take into account that this was Texas.

Oh THAT'S a snack. Ok this story makes sense now

Sodas... snacks... those words sound familiar, but I have no idea what they are.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

Calling Hillary Clinton a lesbian is shitty and tired and unfunny, but I'm not about this "women can never rag on each other" thing. I agree that women can be too competitive and each other's harshest critics, and we should stop making fun of each other's bodies and stuff, but that doesn't mean we can never make fun…