I always thought you’d end up as Jizzmodo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...DC United anyone?

People say dumb shit and spread lies on twitter all of the time and no one cares. I mean, just look at our President-elect.

I thought Penn State was where they tried to lure kids with slides.

Swinney’s really taking the “being the father these guy’s never had” to another level.

He’s taking the “being the father these guys didn’t have” to another level.