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Narrowly missing their “six-ish years” deadline for the next season, Adult Swim unfortunately had no choice but to cancel them and replace them with a show drawn in crayon about a talking blunt who rides a motorcycle made of turds

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I thought I had seen the whole show, but clearly I missed the part where Jack and Aku get it on.

Open your eyes people! The rendering algorithm has just pulled the veil off our eyes and shattered the grand illusion. The Illuminati’s place of power is a 600 story building that’s big enough for planes to land on and Buckingham Palace is an old apartment building, always has been.

Don’t do slideshow articles. they are terrible clickbaity nonsense that nobody likes

You might have an argument, except that Doug TenNapel is writing bigoted shit now, today (okay, last week).

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion when it comes to politics or social politics.”

don’t you mean that other guy

‘My name is Quiddity, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

With this I’d never need to say “Group up” again.

VOLTRON!!

As hard as I find it to be thrilled about anything they release for the NES online library, this is one of the games that I desperately wanted but assumed it wouldn’t come. To say I was thrilled to see it show up is an understatement.

I will die for this damn site. 

!givekey

The Nemesis looks an awful lot like Rudy Giuliani. Just sayin’.