What an honor to take home this award so many times!!! Is it after I retire that the award gets named after me? Also I guess congrats to Neuroplastique II and the rest of the mentions for an excellent week. AMD zack who do I see about my paycheck? And my editor tools for that matter.

Lucky. In 4th grade I wrote a “story” that was basically lifted straight from a Tiny Toon Adventures script and all I got was a call home to my parents.

Now you just need to put some royalty in there. Off with their heads!

Luigi looks like he’s ready to pull the lever.

When the toilet’s blocked, Mario’s your man.

Wants to add part-time actor to his resume...

Yeah, Blizzard used to be all about that mature Art, none of this PG-13 blockbuster edginess! I remember when I first started up Warcraft: Orcs & Humans - it was so Mature my beard grew an inch. And I hadn’t even hit puberty yet!

Not what he expected when ordering the 2 breast combo.

Mileena says, “Tastes nothing like the Colonel.”

Hopefully there will be a silenced version next.

He’s just playing the character of an inflammatory asshole with a mullet, when in fact he is an inflammatory asshole wearing a mullet wig.

I hope that clears everything up.

The person you want to “get fucked” is right, for one simple reason:  The preconceptions, et. al. about male gamers are true.

You’re pretending like the two genders already exist on a level playing field. In a patriarchal society, that just isn’t true.

Pay for quality first and foremost. Quantity should be a secondary concern - not irrelevant, but certainly not the deciding factor. 

open world games are just padded with busy work bullshit and the world itself is just empty set dressing you run/drive through as fast as possible to the next check box anyway.