Ya wanna know how I got these scars? My girl Lisa was a cheater and she tore me apart.

I’m just imagining the next G-8 meeting:

Wiseau serious?

Are you insane?! A knife is useless against those massive claws! They could rip a tank apart!”

CRAB BATTLE!!!

I had it on good authority that Anita Sarkeesian was going to purge creativity from gaming, and that Donald Trump would keep the liberals from neutering my favorite pass time. I have literally no idea how that could have backfired on me. All I wanted was ethics in games journalism, I swear. Scout’s honor.

*tips waiter*

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

Y’know what? Thanks for taking the time to break things down to the level you did; there’s a tendency in current social discourse to immediately take the most emotionally-reflexive and intellectually simple reaction to any situation, and I really appreciate that you slowed down and broke this situation into its…

I’ve never seen someone be so completely, absolute, horrifically wrong about something.

My wife would be pissed if I interrupted her raid and demanded an immediate response, maybe if I lost an arm, but only maybe. We understand each other.

If it’s important enough that it would actually harm your relationship not to respond, obviously most people would just stop what they’re doing and respond. When my husband texts me to ask what he should pick up for dinner tonight, he can wait until my Destiny crucible match is over to get a reply.

I just watched the trailer and I’m actually pissed at the whole premise. He got “friend zoned” because he “waited too long.” No, she just didn’t want you. Get over it. Just because you want her doesn’t mean you’re entitled to have her by any means necessary. It annoys me that this story can even be considered funny.

Good ep too.... i like how that man thinks... do what you love no matter what the cost because if your going to go out then enjoy it to the fullest because its your life and your way, no one else’s.

It’s smol, but so is the Rainbow Dash avatar, and both are awesome.

Well as long as we’re talking about things we regret reading, I’ll go ahead and add your comment to the top of the list.

Adam Rippon’s Go Figure

“I wouldn’t to hear it in a workplace where things like genuine minority status or disparities of power come into play but for some rando playing a video game? ok, sure, whatever.”

that’s fair enough, so considering that this is his job though?

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.