Cecilia D'Anastasio is an anagram of Megaman

I just paid someone else $500 to grind the game for me so I could just enjoy the end game 

Still waiting for kwyjibo

The lack of analog sticks on the controllers reminded me of when I had to buy a third party analog controller cuz there was a flashlight puzzle in the “new” alone in the dark game that required it cuz you needed to point the light at some shit on a wall.

Oh suuuure. It's cool when celebrities do it, but an every day man is demonized for it. 

I just had instant excitement for this and I wasn't expecting people to be bothered by this. I just did a Mr. Krabs "my money!" scream as I hoped and prayed to GabeN these don't get scalped to hell. If these are Bluetooth compatible, they'll see some use outside of the switch nes games if they work for nothing else. 

Banh Mi is a sandwich, and it's split in the middle but still connected... But I don't think a hotdog is a sandwich cuz the hotdog is just a big old dang sausage type thing and not slices of meat 

It’s your character. They neeevverrrr talked until now

It's someone that's been with you since the beginning, but couldn't be transferred exactly to the new one. 

Right? It was a total "shit just got real" moment. Maybe they wanted to maintain the brevity of it. 

In MGS, I avoided detection by breaking necks with wreckless abandon. By the time MGS 2 came around, they introduced the tranq dart gun, and then I had to obsessively try not to kill everyone until I got too frustrated near the end and just went John Rambo. That became my play style for the rest of the games. That…

I like Cayde, so I was a bit disappointed that he was used sorta like Jack Sparrow on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride where he just kinda pops up every now and again, says some one liner, then it’s off to the next set piece to see him again. The closest you get to him is when he’s in a literal glass case. He’s the…

Wow wtf that's way too damn expensive. Maybe sit on your stuff for a bit and see if they drop the costs? 

For whatever reason, I read that as "labor daddy holiday". Not enough sleep, too much mad max maybe. 

....... yes I’m glad someone finally understands me. So not a typo ha ha.. ha ha ha. ha....... 

Collecting has given me a twisted perspecting of my own fiances, and has me say weird shit like “Oh, $55? That’s pretty cheap”.

I wonder how great a class would be if he taught some upper level or grad level English lit. The best classes I had were from professors that were absolutely obsessed with their area of study, and he does shit people do for a career for fun. 

I always thought it was weird that everyone called your dude Sam-in-o-sus-ke in the first half, then Sam-i-no-ske in the last half. It's like all the VAs fucked up and they didn't want to have to go back and fix it all

I’m really getting fed up with this shameless mockery of others. Enough is enough.