My birthday is coming up soon, and I was wondering if this game would be a good self-gift for someone who enjoys games with lots of loot and crafting? If so, can you confirm this by singing happy birthday to me? K, thx Patricia

Are those tropes?

I wait patiently for the inevitable future when kotaku becomes a sub-blog of Snacktaku and all of you are forced to live off of the crumbs that fall from the mighty beard of Fahey

I’d like to believe that if you fund a project through kickender that you do own the final product, but it might cut into further sales of that kickended product if people just sell or trade their used copies. Perhaps they can sell it back to kickender and the original project can get some of the profit made from…

Kickstarter sucks because there should be a site called kickender where people pay money for finished products— perhaps the games or physical products can be sold at retail stores or distributed digitally if applicable

This means that there aren't any reviewable free to play games. I can get behind this review structure.

It's his fault for having that obviously villain inspired moustache

You did. But they didn't. :(

I loved the twin stick type mech games at the arcade. The game would be awesome to play with that control scheme (for d. Va)

Julian understands that time is relative and a social construct. This kid is mad advanced at physics, too.

Same thing happened to me, and I opened up a fraud investigation with Sony and my PayPal account at the same time. I had a shit experience with Sony, but paypal customer service has (strangely) always kicked much ass on my part whenever I get jacked like that. I got my money back and my account restored, but I've…

I use it as head protection against boulders and snakes

Pretty great, actually. I can’t believe all you dopes fell for that whole Hulk Hogan debacle. It was just a smokescreen for the TRULY evil things we have planned.

Until you can find me a better alternative to naturally exfoliating my vagina, I'm gonna keep using sand.

I know, right? We pay so much to use this service, and this is what we get? Coupled with the fact that Kinja’s personal military threatens my life daily to click and read every link, it’s getting to be a bit problematic and overwhelming.

stand beside the well

I just don’t understand the overt support of ps+ like this where we can’t complain about the service. I’m paying into it. I’ll complain if I don’t like it. I find it ridiculous that we even have to pay for multi-player like this as it was free on PS3, server hacks and all. It hasn’t improved at all with the Ps4 as…

Yarp. I very much enjoyed landing headshots on Widowmaker from the other side of the map. It was fun while it lasted

The answer was so obvious I feel like an utter moron now. Thank you, Jason. My barbecues will follow proper hotdog eating etiquette now.