He can catch rockets and make a meat tornado.

Can’t forget this one

“Hey... want a discount on cool looking hats?”

The Origin client is good. Has sales. Works properly etc. It’s just annoying to have to work through different clients to launch games.

“Sir, they’ve rejected your proposal to improve the infrastructure of our city wide Max-Thrust Death Cart transportation system. What should we do?”

And also Luci from Wicked + Divine

Me and my buddy just got PS4s over the holidays. He asks me to wish him luck whenever he gets a legendary or exotic engram. I tell him that I hope the cryptarch decodes it as a large amount of aggressive STDs.

*ur

Heelys are still thing, actually.

It’s just the nature of the internet. No matter what, there’s going to be at least one person out there who makes a big deal out of nothing.

I find this highly erotic.

He actually did know about it. He’s talking about her meeting with other people without her telling him. I wouldn’t be bothered by her meeting with this person. She’s been upfront about him and about meeting him. If she really was doing all this behind his back, then that’s another thing.

Well, I just don’t have all the information, and all I see is the guy eating himself alive over the fact that his girlfriend talks with guys, so I’m just guessing that he’s blowing it up in his mind when it might be nothing. So, I dunno if I’d say I’m white knighting some stalker. If he is a stalker, he’s terrible at…

Yeah, that’s true, but the constant I’m going for is that trust should be all or nothing in a relationship. If you can’t trust your SO, then why are you wasting time on them? They might be put into situations that are a little less than savory (for you, at least) but if they do care about you, they’ll ultimately…

He says that she’s agreed to meet with him. That part isn’t behind his back. What he’s getting at is that she’s meeting other fans supposedly behind his back. I don’t see that as being sneaky, just that it doesn’t seem like an important enough detail to share that you’ll be hanging out with someone. If he wants open…

Agreeing to meet with him casually isn’t a boundary broken. It is if she decides to accept these risque gifts or act romantically with him. It’s possible to be friends with someone you have sexual attraction. I can’t really say safety is concern until we actually have details of what they’re doing. If she’s going to a…

Very true. That’s the problem with most of these advice columns things since we’re only getting part of the story, but we gotta work with what we got.

All men (who are attracted to women), in real life, want to bang all women. It’s almost impossible for any woman to go an entire day not talking to do a dude who doesn’t want to bang them. What separates us from other animals is that most men can self regulate and choose not to try and bang some random woman. I want…

I don’t know why it’s such an alien concept for people hah. My co-workers get weirded out when I talk about friends and people in our life because they can’t comprehend that I have women who are friends or that she has dudes who are friends. Also, they find it weird we don’t go through each others emails, phone calls,…