Maybe Im weird but I hate short stories. They always end just as Im getting into them. They also remind me of highschool.

I once had a doctor tell me I had herpes. A friend convinced me to see a different doctor (first doctor didn’t actually examine me) so I went to an STD clinic. I don’t have herpes. Apparently it was a zit. I’m only superised that the first doctor didn’t tell me that the herpes was caused by being fat.

I stopped watching after he bitched about Bill Cosby and then had Mike Tyson on and practically gushed over him. Should I give him another chance?

Ottos Irresistible Dance can be useful because of no saving throw.

My real first name is Michelle. I usually use my first and middle name because I am not creative enough to think of a good alias. Online I mostly interact with people regarding video games or computer related stuff. Absolutely everyone assumes I am a man with a french name. I don’t often bother to correct people any…

I really enjoyed this show at first until I realized that there wasn’t a single character who wasn’t a giant flaming asshole. I wanted to root for them, most of them had the potential to be decent. But like the producers said - they are never going to make the right choices.

My mom gets a glass of orange juice with ice so it’ll look like she’s drinking screwdrivers. Much easier then explaining to everyone why she doesn’t drink anymore.

I saw the headline and the stock photo and immediately thought of this:

Is she the pregnant one?

On one hand I kind of agree with you. On the other hand, as a (vacinated) hypochrondirac who knows that vaccines are not 100% effective (hence herd immunity) this would make my life hell. I can’t imagine what would happen to me if everywhere I looked there was in your face advertising about the horrors of disease. It…

I’m glad handwriting is almost extinct. Mostly because I was/am terrible at it. A school I went to at one point in my childhood overseas really emphasized handwriting and I nearly drove my teacher to tears. So for years I had extra homework practicing my handwriting, which only made me hate it more. And no matter how…

I used to watch all of the Marvel movies. Now I watch some of the Marvel movies. I haven’t seen ant man in the theatres, although I still might. I still have not seen Thor 2 or Iron Man 3. Part of the reason is they just don’t manage to make me interested. I also see a lot less movies now a days.

I think this thread is making a good case for more “work from home” employees - that way people could choose their own temperature. *Obviously this would not work for every industry or for the hairdresser with arthritis.

For reasons even I don’t understand, I have had a huge crush on DJ Qualls ever since watching “The New Guy”.

I once made a batch of pot brownies, and a spare non-pot batch for the munchies. Then I ate one and sat down to play D&D. I got the munchies and started eating more brownies but I didn’t realize I was still eating the Damn special brownies (I was high). I ate most of them. Apparently everyone else realized what was…

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I kinda think this guy looks more like Luke Perry then the guy playing Luke Perry.

I also really like the fight in the tea house, after the wedding.

I was looking for this one. Surprised I had to scroll this far down.

I’m 35 and I got a stupid minion toy in my happy meal and I couldn’t stop laughing. So now my gf keeps playing with it and I still can’t stop laughing. I don’t know why.