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OK, here’s what I just wrote:

My wife and I, lacking the requisite genetic materials as it were, spent a bunch of money to get pregnant. When the little plus sign appeared in the window we had already spent more than $5K getting the deed done, and the Mrs. was 39 years old. When she and I went to the first OB appointment and the first ultrasound

Too bad he never had the guts to insult Viet Cong women to their faces.

It’s their internalized misogyny manifesting as “not like the other girls” syndrome. They’re not the kind of women he’s insulting, obviously, they’re better.

Don't be silly. Only women can take care of babies. Everyone knows that.

Also, does she get all scared if you put a cucumber behind her?

Sweetie? Sweetie? SWEETIE???

This just seems like the ultimate in white girl problems. Like you’re so normal, you have to find something to be different. Everyone else gets to be all black or disabled or gay or whatever and here she is, being all normal. Gotta make up something to prove that you have it tough too! Look how outsider she is! So

You’re attacking the wrong person. Judge Russo was legitimately baffled — not by the generic meaning of the word “document,” but by the fact that the grand jury had produced something only described as such, rather than the specific documents it should have.

Amen to that. Remove the “persistence drops panties” and “schlub wins girl” narrative devices and the whole rom-com industry would fold.

They don’t have any clean water? Let them drink champagne.

I’m not one to make slavery comparisons but I think forcing a woman to carry every pregnancy to term builds a much stronger argument.

Things that should be compared to slavery:

They believe the apocalypse will happen only when the other shoe falls.

Sad but true. I have a friend who was trapped in the same cult (Quiverful) as the Duggar girls are.

I hate him.

I also base my social awareness on reality shows. Like, have you ever noticed that every group of people contains exactly one gay guy? Weird.

What about a show that helps people transform from insipid, unhappy women indentured to the male gaze into liberated women with hobbies and who are fucking over it?

During my last break-up I revenge gained like 50 pounds of sadness weight, which is sort of the same thing. PUT ME ON TV, KHLOE!!!!