There’s nothing to worry about, Donny. These men are cowards.

What the fuck is this fucking sentence? Jesus. “Say what you will about this guy who perpetuates ‘no girls allowed’ toxic masculinity in the alt-right redpill breeding ground and drops n-bombs with the weak-ass 90s-era ‘just singin’ along brah!’ excuse, he presses buttons good!” is a fucking idiotic take. A n-bomb is…

Trump honeymoon. 

Forever and ever, Amen.

Coincidentally that was the name of the party at the swinger club last weekend.

Basically my daily affirmation.

Mine is BrettKavanaugh2, unfortunately. 

I don’t know the origin of it but RLM fans routinely refer to the gang as “hack frauds” and the RLM guys call themselves that occasionally. I think there was some tweet or Youtube comment or something where someone went off sincerely calling them hacks and frauds for not being respectable film critics, and of course…

I’m already circumcised, you idiot.

But yet, a need to talk about it......

How much more of this Moviepass-themed ski chalet will we get to see before this saga is over?

This. I’m exhausted with people being internet-upset and typing up reasons why their opinion on McCain is more valid than anyone else’s.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Actually, in book 1 of The Bond Cycle, Fleming describes James as “looking much like the alien from E.T. The Extraterrestrial, in the part where he’s sick and dying on the bathroom floor.”

“Yuuuuuuuuuuup!”

Maybe they should change their name to MatineePass.

Lets remove all the lush color, the great composition, the unique style, and the iconic goblin score!

I liked this movie when it was called Meet the Feebles. And I didn’t like that movie.