Your girlfriend is getting a lot of mediocre reviews? Bummer.

I hope Neil Breen is on that list.

“The Shitty Avengers? Are they any good?”

Good luck with that

It’s ok. If she gets sad, she can just turn that frizown upsidizity.

i thought the film made it pretty clear the only way to win was to seduce it, marry it, and make it get tired of having sex.

I miss having a President. All we have now is a racist branch manager.

Haha yeah, why on earth would an actor want to talk about the movie he’s there to discuss when instead he can be probed about the same old shit to make sure he conforms perfectly to the current mindset! Disappointed they didn’t ask him about his opinions on trans people to be honest..

“So who shot first, Han?”

2 B A Master: The Pokemon Season 1 Soundtrack. Next question!

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

Mario should speak so loudly that the earth shakes!

Pappa Pia this movie will cause the diarrhea!

when you suddenly remember you had an article due today and you only have 12 minutes to knock something out

“The horror genre is uniquely suited to commentary and social criticism...”

The toughest boss of all used to be Mom. I can’t count the number of times I had to abandon games mid-game because if I didn’t “come upstairs right this instant, mister” I would “be in trouble.” And then she’d start counting down.

This guy knows.

My toddlers are really into dinosaurs, so they watch a lot of the Land Before Time movies.

I wish him the best of his luck. These alt-right morons / monsters need a taste of their medicine.

Don’t be fatuous, Michelle.